![]() You know what they call magic that works? "Technology". credo in unum Deum, Patrem omnipotentem, factorem cli et terræ, visibilium omnium et invisibilium: I believe in one God, the omnipotent Father, maker of heaven and the earth, and of all things visible and invisible (from the Catholic Mass) desine fata Deum flecti sperare precando: cease to hope that the decrees of Heaven can bend to prayer. iniussus adibis / desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.21 The Sibyl insists in the fact that the decrees of the gods are unable to be broken, and thus. You know what they call alternative medicine that works? "Medicine." Sticking the wrong crystal up your butt causes you to puke rainbows? Real Magic. Using the wrong syntax to command the demon living in your computer makes it delete all your files? Real Magic. Mispronouncing a word in the Lord's Prayer causes you to grow mushrooms out of your eyeballs? Real Magic. If your magic doesn't backfire from time-to-time, the chances are good you're not doing anything at all. True, when Real Magic fails, sometimes nothing happens.but the potential exists for it to blow up in your face. But, that's pretty much the same as when the fake magic "works". There's a lot of fake magic out there, but there's a simple way to identify the real thing: There will almost always be math involved. Stygias inhumatus aquas amnemque severum 375Eumenidum aspicies ripamve iniussus adibis desine fata deum flecti sperare precando. If you want to actually practice magic, expect it to take at least two years of hard study, four if you do it at one of the major academies, and possibly decades if you want to delve deep into the mysteries. You see, usually you'll just be paying someone else to do magic for you, often by buying some trinket that has it built-in. Most of the time, it fades into the background. ![]() They probably taught you some basic magic in school, but didn't make a big deal out of it. Magic is real and beautiful and horrible and spectacular and mundane and difficult and ON SALE AT DEPARTMENT STORES WORLDWIDE.
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